You just know it’s going to be an awesome online dating story when the message comes from a guy 5 years younger than you and is an extraordinary 5% match.
“Hey sexy” (Good Lord, shoot me now.)
“Hey NM chilling on my day off wats up wit u”
Apparently I had asked one of my infamous imaginary questions again.. Silly me.
“Did you really answer an imaginary question?”
“Wat u mean”
I mean GO BACK TO 3RD GRADE!!
“Let’s see.. I said “Hello.” and you said “Hey NM..” Does that make logical sense to you?”
I think using a big word like “logical” scared him away. Poor baby.