Someone got a little cranky that a certain almost Cat Lady didn’t respond when she was checking her messages on her phone, while on a short break at work, and decided to send another message.
“Delete your profile if you don’t have time to talk. Moron.”
Oh my gosh.. GUYS!!! Why didn’t you tell me I didn’t have to pretend to have a life?! I didn’t realize totally desperate is what you were looking for – cuz I can DEFINITELY play that card.
From now on, I am going to sit by the phone, errr.. computer, and anxiously await for your messages, and respond back within 5 seconds so you know I am interested. However – Don’t immediately respond back to me – I need a man who has a life so that when he is out doing things, I can be playing with my cats. Deal?!