Note to Self.. If you complain that no one is messaging you, you will get this:
“yummy! I also give free throat stretching lessons.”
I’m sorry- but in what universe is that appropriate?! I don’t understand male’s fascination with sending perverted stuff..
Seriously.. If you HAVE to send something in this type of nature, you should really at least make it seem like it’d be worth the girl’s time. I mean, gee.. let me just drop everything and go visit a complete stranger to get him off.. That sounds like such a great time.
Honestly.. I’d take a cat over this selfish jackass any day… and I don’t even like cats.