Straight from the mouth of a 24 year old, who lists his profession as “Your Mom.” (Oh to be young again..)
“You’re so beautiful I can’t focus on replying to my inbox messages.”
Very suave.. but, lies! Lies I tell you! He is a male online dating, there is no way he has inbox messages! (I’ll be here all week, tip your waitresses!)
I find it humorous that he seemingly is a guy that does not understand the CatLady’s humor.. because I got zero response after I wrote back:
“I’m sorry.. I’m pretty sure this site has a block feature which would probably help you with that.”
What can I say? I try to help out when I can.. But, to call him on his bullshit even further.. His “About Me” says this:
“Hello??? Anyone here??? I was just looking for my princess. Echoooooooooooooooooo! Well this is embarrassing. At least Mario had something to do when he got to these princess-less castles. Screw this I am just gonna keep looking in other castles until I rescue her.”
His “Ideal First Date” made me laugh too..
“You make me dinner…I just rescued you from a castle. Show a LITTLE appreciation.”
Even though it’s obviously a joke, and kinda funny at that.. That is a big part of the reason he doesn’t get much in the response category.. Girls can get a little uptight when you’re demanding dinner before you know us.