“rawr hey there baby cakes whats a beautiful girl like you doing this evening? ; ) Come with me to dairy queen and I’ll get you a Blizzard. Not super sized though cause thats 50 cents extra and I dont know you like that. also you’ll have to pay for my gas cause you live kinda far. but play your cards right angel face and I might sex you up who knows.”
Rawr, indeed. I seriously hope I play my cards right! Except it’s a bit chilly for ice cream, so for that reason alone, I have decided meeting up for ice cream isn’t in the cards. So, my dreams of being sexed up tonight are not happening. C’est La Vie.
That sounds like clever sarcasm to me. You should see if there is any content underneath with that one…