Not an ideal first online dating message:
“i’m going to fucking cum in my hand and eat it”
1) That is far too much information to give to a stranger.
2) Gross.
Is me just wanting someone attractive, who’s not a pig, who just gets me too much to ask for?
I’m beginning to think that the only men left out there are pigs and liars.
Ditto.
Oh God. Imagine having dinner with him!
Hahahahahahahha! Eww!