I came across a profile today that made me laugh a little louder than most profiles do:
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
Why do people have to be so dam judgemental about everthig just cause i dont look like rock hudson dont mean i wouldnt be an awesome guy all you ladies that think that way can scuk it
I can feel it deep in my soul that this man is definitely not bitter. But I do have a question… When was the last time Rock Hudson was relevant? The only reason why I even know the name is because I love me some “Grease” and one of the songs references him. (“Even Rock Hudson lost his heart to Doris Day-ay-ay.”)
If you aren’t sold on this guy yet – let me be the first to tell you that he is really good at crocheting hats and scarves.
Oh! And “You should message me if:”
You like a kind caring loving man who likes sex to much and will treat you with the utmost respect and write poems about you
Maybe I should see what kind of poem he comes up with about me.. or maybe I’ll just “scuk it.”