Again for kicks, I logged on to my POF account that lists me as living a few states away.
“Hello hottie. Attractive man here .Dark hair. Blue eyes. Great body .Text me ***-***-****
Ed”
I decided it might a fun project to actually respond to one of these messages, so Ed was the lucky winner. I sent him a text (Google Voice for the win, folks!):
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Self proclaimed great body, huh?
Hey. How are you? Name?
Want to see?
I am great. Your message to me called me “Hottie.” I don’t mind going by that.
And no, not in particular. Your message just said to text you.
Have any pics?
You have seen my pics.
Your name on pof?
You don’t know my name on POF? Do you just give your phone number out to everyone?
No I don’t.
Well, then you should know. So.. you asked me to text you. What do you want?
Where are you from
Maybe you ought to do your homework before requesting someone text you.
Your being difficult. Bye
You’re.
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Hahaha! And that’s why giving your phone number out on your initial POF form letter doesn’t work. Even though he says he doesn’t give it out to everyone he messages, he has handed it out so many times, he has no idea who I am.
Update: I think I broke his brain. Since the texting event occurred, he has messaged me 3 more times within 3 hours.. Twice with his copy and paste message, and the third with a plain “Hello.” I get that people sometimes forget who they have messaged.. but 4 times within 3 hours?
Soon2BeCatLady 
Yeah. Had a guy on Match “wink,” which I usually don’t respond to, but I really liked his profile, so I sent a nice msg. He responded with a short msg and his phone number. I called, left a msg. He called next day, left a msg saying he was in car, call. I did and it went to vm. He never called again. What was the point of this??
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LOVE!!!
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You’re.
Hilarious! I love doing that too.
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God there are some weird people out there!
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