Why You Shouldn’t Drink and Message.

11 Jun

Does the following make any sense at all?

“Hello Mistress,, could you please accept me as an ass hole and like your feet dog,, you can order me anything and at any time you wanna,, you I am in love with your style and your wildly and also I am worshiping all of you daddy <3:-*”

Not that he would have gotten a response if he was clearer.. but right here is an example of what happens when you are drunk and cruising the online dating websites.    You don’t get a response, and you get mocked by me.

3 Responses to “Why You Shouldn’t Drink and Message.”

  1. Greg Hindman (@ThePinkPhantom) June 11, 2012 at 6:27 am #

    Judging by his message, I think mocking would encourage this particular guy, not discourage him.


  2. M June 11, 2012 at 10:04 pm #

    I think that is better than most sober messages I’ve sent.



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