Does the following make any sense at all?
“Hello Mistress,, could you please accept me as an ass hole and like your feet dog,, you can order me anything and at any time you wanna,, you I am in love with your style and your wildly and also I am worshiping all of you daddy <3:-*”
Not that he would have gotten a response if he was clearer.. but right here is an example of what happens when you are drunk and cruising the online dating websites. You don’t get a response, and you get mocked by me.
Soon2BeCatLady 
Judging by his message, I think mocking would encourage this particular guy, not discourage him.
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I think that is better than most sober messages I’ve sent.
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