That Sounds Sticky

“you lookin purdy damn hot. let me take you to my cabin and poor some budlight on that body 😉 We’ll git er dun”

First of all – don’t even get me started on “git er dun.”   I can’t stand it.

I cannot possibly be the only female on the planet who isn’t really a fan of getting beer poured all over her.   I am trying to determine if he meant the budlight bath to cool me off, or to attempt to sound sexy.   Either way, I am pretty sure that would be considered alcohol abuse.