Being that you don’t know me, you likely don’t know that I have relatively large eyes. Not in a “bug-eyed” type of way, (although if I open them wide enough, they would seem bug-eyed) but – and this comes from @A_Dude79 – my irises are large. Another friend of mine calls them my “Disney Princess” eyes – just to put it into another perspective. (It’s weird to describe your own eyes, I kind of feel like a tool right now..) But that should hopefully put into perspective the online dating message I received yesterday:
“I love your large eyeballs, seriously, they are so hot!”
Commenting on one’s eyes is an easy way to break the ice – because who doesn’t like to hear they have nice eyes? … But this was a new approach I hadn’t received before. I wasn’t sure what to respond.
“Pahaha!! Thank you.”
What came next surprised me (that’s what she said):
“Want to ride my tractor?” (Is that what you guys are calling it these days?) “I just put new spark plugs in it AND adjusted the valves!!”
If that’s a euphemism (and I rather suspect it is).. I don’t get it.
“I’ll pass.. but I appreciate the offer.” (I think.)
“Probably a good idea, I just bumped in to something (possibly an understatement) with it but I don’t recall what.”
Now I’m confused.. maybe he is talking about a tractor? Or.. maybe he’s trying to say he is not sure if he caught an STD?
I think I’d rather not know..
Wow! Where do you find these guys? I thought my online dating adventures were weird.
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They find me!!
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Sounds like a keeper… He compliments you, he has his own vehicle, may have an STD… What’s not to like? Aside from the STD of course.
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As a guy who knows what a tractor looks like, I can tell you I have no clue what the whole valves and spark plugs thing is about.
Seeing how that is his second message, there’s indeed a good chance that it’s a euphemism. Either that, or he’s confused about the meaning of words and how to have a conversation. Something that is also very possible.
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Lol! That is so funny. There are no bad encounters just good stories for you blog huh. 🙂 Men amaze me. Where are the normal ones?
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They’ve all been nabbed already. Le sigh.
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