I don’t condone first messages like this, but this has me in stitches..
“My goodness You really are an exquisite beauty and the thing about it is you don’t seem conceited about it. But don’t think i don’t know your secret. Yeah I saw you on top model. The secret cycle that never aired because you slapped Tyra with a sack of hot nickels in her fivehead. Sooo. What do you need from me super thug?”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
LOL. The best dating site opener I ever received said:
“If we were walking along the beach on our first date and a jellyfish stung me, would you pee on my leg?”
It was a breath of fresh air compared to all the chodes going “hey”, “how r u?” or “u r beautiful”.
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Haha what a charmer.
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