A good rule of thumb when it comes to online dating is: Never send a message that you wouldn’t be comfortable showing your mother.
“hey whats up? do you want to have bareback sex with me?”
Oh gee, can I!? I should be used to stupid messages by now, but it still floors me that a good chunk of people on the internet find this behavior acceptable. Don’t they have parents?
“What would your mother think of the message you sent me?”
“never thought about it”
“Go ask her.”
“thatd be awkward”
He never did report back. I can only hope his mother talked some sense into him.
Soon2BeCatLady 
Wow, some of these people are just disturbing. People are so much more over the top and bold behind a keyboard or phone than they are in person!
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LMAO So funny!!
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LOL!!! I actually own a website called EpicTinder.com which is full of these kinds of conversations, and I can confirm that us men will say pretty much anything and everything if we think it can help us get laid. I’m not sure it is as contemptible as you make it out to be though. Rather, I think it’s funny.
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Poor guy…it must have been tough being raised by wolves. 😆
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Another golden example of shameless guy trying to hook up when they didn’t realize that they are just making a fool out of themselves. Great post, very funny!
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Good come back. I am always careful about what I text, people show other people that shit!
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I just had this exact thought the other day – I almost thought about adding to my “you should message me if” — You would let your mother read our messages hahahawtfokc
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