So, I am pretty much in love with this message:
“After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.
Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories… you will always have a special place in my heart.
your ex-hubby,
Fernando
ps. You can keep the house in Hawaii but, I am going to need half our money according to our prenup. “
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
It’s probably a form letter- but this just makes me giggle! Probably because I do the exact same thing of marrying and divorcing someone in my mind – however, usually I talk to them first.
He better watch out though, or he could be reported as a scammer asking for money. 😉
Soon2BeCatLady 
So silly comments like this is what my blog is based on… Would you mind if I posted this comment to my blog anonymously? Check out my blog and let me know if you’d let me include it 🙂 These kind of first message introductions are always funny to laugh at!
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I have gotten almost the same exact message on OKC!
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