From the fanmail box of J:
“You are extremely gorgeous. Let me introduce my self I’m Bruce Lee and I would love to defend you over any other man. I can be your personal bodyguard if you let me… Hope that made you laugh…. My name is actually Calvin. But I want to know more about you… What you like to do … What type of work you do .. And what can I do to meet you … Because you are gorgeous:)”
This is a risky message – what if J didn’t know who Bruce Lee was? Granted, she did – but, this is not the first time Calvin has used this message. How do I know? Because, seriously.. he had to have used it the first time, got a “YOU ARE SO FUNNY!” message back, and stuck with it..
Calvin, keeping in my mind I have never seen your profile: do you actually perform any martial arts? If so- then although your message really wasn’t funny – at least it was somewhat accurate in explaining you are a protector. If not, you should probably change it immediately, unless a girl writes in her profile that she is a huge Bruce Lee fan… and even then, you had best deliver… I’m not certain – but I believe I can say that J’s profile has no mention of Bruce Lee or martial arts.
Soon2BeCatLady 
Recieved this gem the other day…
Every thursday night, I do this thing where I click “my matches,” and wait for the page to load up. I step about 50 feet away from my monitor, load up a NERF gun (don’t worry, it’s my little cousins) and fire a rubber bullet. The times my monitor doesn’t break, I look at what it landed on and shoot that person a message. my names xxxx 🙂
I was trigued enough to look at his profile. His headline…”im kindof a ass-hole…” He has since then been deleated from the site. Haha
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