Must Be “Howl At the Moon” Time Again..

14 Jun

Seriously, I think at certain times every month,  horndogs come out to howl at the moon.  I wonder if this is much like the female menstrual cycle..

“How would you feel about having my dick in and/or around your mouth?”

I understand yesterday that I said unless it was a case of self defense, I wouldn’t ever attempt to damage the family jewels..  but – sometimes I feel that some of these morons ought to be castrated.

“Looks like you could use a nice cock”

This message came from someone who has looked at my profile several times.   My pictures have not changed.. not sure why today was the day that I look like I could use something like that, and not others..

Yet,  the winner of the horndog trophy today goes to:

“Hi beautiful…..I so hope you are real, there are so many scammers on all these sites. You are so hot I got an instant boner as soon as I saw you. Do you like oral? Because I want to meet you and go down and bury my tongue as deep as I can inside your sweet pussy and suck your clit and drink your beautiful juice. I really want to meet you SOON.”

Dear man who could easily be my father..  Gross.   Just gross.   I literally just coughed up a hairball.

2 Responses to “Must Be “Howl At the Moon” Time Again..”

  1. kellig June 14, 2012 at 12:50 am #

    every time i idly consider posting myself on these sites, you post a selection of lovely trollisms to dissuade me. thanks for preventing me from being exposed, lol.


  2. Amy June 14, 2012 at 6:16 am #

    I much prefer this as the initial message as opposed to them starting off all nice and normal but two days later showing this side. Let’s just get it out of the way at the beginning.


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