You just know it’s going to be an awesome online dating story when the message comes from a guy 5 years younger than you and is an extraordinary 5% match.
“Hey sexy” (Good Lord, shoot me now.)
“Hello.”
“Hey NM chilling on my day off wats up wit u”
Apparently I had asked one of my infamous imaginary questions again.. Silly me.
“Did you really answer an imaginary question?”
“Wat u mean”
I mean GO BACK TO 3RD GRADE!!
“Let’s see.. I said “Hello.” and you said “Hey NM..” Does that make logical sense to you?”
I think using a big word like “logical” scared him away. Poor baby.
Soon2BeCatLady 
I have nominated you for an award.
http://onlinedatingjournal.wordpress.com/2012/06/15/im-not-tooting-my-own-horn-promise/
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i think you were supposed to respond with “nuthin. s’up?” or perhaps “word.” i think. I speak a different language, so I could b e wrong…
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