One of my Twitter followers sent me an interaction she had on the meat market today:
“Oh no, a chipmunk has escaped from the forest! I’m calling pest control now…”
Now, I have seen her profile, and I don’t understand where this would have came from.. She is adorable, and even so much as got a message once that said: “Your profile, I swear I’m going to print it out and post it on my fridge for all my friends to admire! Keep it up you adorable lil’ nerd.”
Personally, I think any guy could easily fall for her, because aside from being super cute, she advertises in her profile that she has gone bungee jumping…. naked.
Anyway- she responded:
“I don’t get it… are you saying I have fat cheeks or am furry?”
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“You exude an aura of mischievousness fused with a patina of happy-go-lucky. In a word, a chipmunk. Notice also that chipmunks are pretty mobile and like to scamper about hither and thither with rapidity…
Soon2BeCatLady 
I’d say he used a thesauraus but…. PATINA?? 1. a film or incrustation, usually green, produced by oxidation on the surface of old bronze and often esteemed as being of ornamental value. 2. a similar film or coloring appearing gradually on some other substance. 3.a surface calcification of implements, usually indicating great age…. still not finding this guy complimentary
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and half-way decent sentence construction. and in common usage a “patina” can be construed as a covering or shell…or a finish. at least he didn’t want to see his bodily fluids dripping from her nostrils. god, that is post i wish i had never read.
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