I am going to tell you that I don’t really know what the appropriate analogy would be.. but just that it’s not this:
“i would love to know you more angel, cos am lonely hearted and i would love you to fill the vacuum in my heart,i know this might sound strange but this truly from my heart.”
Fill the vacuum in his heart? I get what he’s trying to do.. but, I don’t generally vacuum up goodness, do you? Secondly, what on earth is a vacuum doing in his heart? That should be looked at. Is it the type that requires replacement bags? What happens when it pops – that just sounds like a huge mess.
Like I said – I don’t know what would have worked better for him, because I am really not cheesy in a lovey-dovey fashion. Create a fun one, and if the suggestions are any good – I promise to send one out to an unsuspecting male and see if it works.
Soon2BeCatLady 
Huh…. makes me wonder if he’s trying to suck you into being his maid.
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Hahaha yeah, watch out for anyone who mentions vacuums on the first contact/date!
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I am a bagless vacuum cleaner – would you be my dust?
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It sounds like he’s sucked you in. If you find him attractive, you could take his attachment hose and clean your carpet;)
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That is so disturbing
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I hope I didn’t gross you out. I’m sure it pales in comparison to some of the nasty messages you receive online. I know a woman who gets some fowl emails. It’s a shame actually.
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