Piece of Meat

24 Oct

“u look edible”

Well.. that certainly isn’t a message I have received before.  I figured this just had to be good..

“Are you a vampire?”

(Hey.. you never know..)

“no but i like to lick”

“So, I don’t look edible.. I look lickable?”

I understand lickable is not a word.. but, it was necessary to create it, in my opinion.

“yes :)”

“Okay then.. Thanks?”

“I hope I get the pleasure.”

“You won’t.  I am confused as to why you think I would be okay with that.  Care to enlighten?”

“I never met anyone that didn’t like it.”

“You go up and lick random strangers often?”


“Then your statement can’t be proven.”

“u r correct”


“How was your day?”

And.. at that, I am done.   My day doesn’t need to be described to someone looking for a piece of meat.

4 Responses to “Piece of Meat”

  1. Mia October 24, 2012 at 3:37 am #

    I love how you actually started an intellectual conversation with this guy. I mean, what is going on through minds of men when they write weird lines like that? “Wow, he reminds of me of that guy from Twilight?” Really…


    • Soon2BeCatLady October 24, 2012 at 3:39 am #

      LOL.. are you making fun of my vampire comment?! (I am not a twi-hard..)


      • Mia October 24, 2012 at 3:50 am #

        no, that was a good reply. Very creative:) And proved just how insanely stupid and humorless the guy actually was. Unsurprisingly.


  2. dramafreepaul October 27, 2012 at 9:29 pm #

    You should have given him the number to your local butcher shop and said it was your number. He would call the number. After he found out it was not you, he would get back in touch and ask why you gave him a number to a butcher shop. You could say, “Because from our conversation, it sounded like you were looking for a piece of meat.”


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