Golden Showers

I suckered you in with that title, eh?  Sadly, people of internet dating really leave me no choice..

“Lol totally random, but if you were seriously dared to give someone a “golden shower” and got $8,000 to do it. Would you chug water and do it. Say eww no and freak out. Or probably slap them and walk away laughing or feel offended for them saying such a thing?​”

First things first..  When you are asking a question,  question marks are grammatically correct.

Secondly,  I didn’t think giving someone money to do something was considered a dare.

Thirdly,  I don’t “get” what intrigues people about peeing on another person, and it’s not something that excites me, by any means..  But.. for $8000?  Sure, I’ll pee on you.  –  That’s all I’m gonna do..  and I need the money up front, and cash only please..  but – I sure could clear off some debt with 8 grand.

Would that be considered prostitution?   Because, if I could get arrested for it.. I might change my answer.