I signed up for Zoosk, because it’s free, and what the hell? I didn’t have a chance to do anything with it yet, not even so much as upload a picture – and I have TEN messages. TEN!
“If I sound drunk, it’s because you’ve intoxicated me.” — I’ve probably served him alcohol before.. he could tell it was me by my username.
“Me gustaría ser una cremallera de ADN para desabrochar tus genes.” — Which Google Translator says means “I would be a DNA zipper to unzip your genes.” If someone who speaks Spanish can translate better, please do. But, regardless.. classy.
“Is your name Internet? Because you’ve got everything I’ve ever searched for.” — Batshit Crazy must be his favorite search term. hehehe!
“I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?” — Sure, Google Voice for the win!
“I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!” — He may want to try his inhaler first.
“I think you’re cute!” — Well goodness, I’m adorable.. but how does he know?
I am now a little reluctant to actually put a picture up. Good grief.
Soon2BeCatLady 
Your blog entries come to me via email, and today’s was great. The next email I read said: “I’d walk the sahara dessert with camels on my back and swim the atlantic with a 50LB backpack just for a chance to get a glimpse at your #.” I read that and thought maybe I hadn’t finished your entry yet. FUN!
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(I should have said, the next email I read was from OKC).
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Lol!
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If Zoosk does not have a canned “Cheesy Opening Line Spam” feature, I can only conclude that there are legions of men out there in some kind of stupidity crisis.
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I thought the same thing.. I certainly hope there is a cheesy pickup line generator. I have not explored it enough to know.
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