Calm down, buddy!

I had a twitter friend of mine e-mail a wonderful message she received, and with her permission, I am sharing it with you.    I love seeing/reading/hearing your crazy stories –  so feel free to e-mail me them if you’d like:   soon2becatlady@gmail.com

For the record-  when this guy refers to Alan Carr – he refers to a British comedian who is quite flamboyant.

“OMG my jaw just hit the floor!U r EXQUISITE!U R Utterly fine fine fineee!I never know what to write on these things so here goes….I’m pretty level headed & don’t normally go so nuts over a girl BUT for YOU id crawl thru the Sahara
& Id trek thru mosquito & crocodile infested swamps just to see u for 2 minutes but I hope u would have a cuppa & bandages ready for me!I wouldnt treat u like a princess but as a queen but not the Alan Carr type of queen!
Just to let you know Im not some jealous/possessive control freak nor am I some el saddo desperado..just looking & seeing if there is a nice girl for me…….I can cook/clean/iron the lot I don’t need a woman to pamper me or look after me i just want a girl for………no not that!Well not just that lol.I want a nice sweet girl that when get blip telling me i have a txt id hope its from her among other things.O I dunno what to say which is a first as I’m never lost for words!!Aarghhhhhh!I hope im not talking rubbish!Would love to get too know u so I hope we talk soon!Was my birthday xmas eve-yes really-worse time of the year to be single!If only I had met u ages ago it would have saved me from my mates that day & made my new years eve a lot better then getting a bagel from brick lane @3am hahaha
Sorry if im rambling but still aching from the 3hr torture my sadistic trainer inflicted on me in the gym earlier;it seems to have released the closet romantic in me…….” i would like to do with you what spring does with the cherry tress” ……..Pablo Neruda-now thats what I want to feel about a woman.
Happy New year!”

Some of these messages are just too good not to share with the world.. don’t you agree?