So, at 10:50PM on a Tuesday night, I get this lovely message:
“So I was reading through your profile and checking out your pictures. You seem like a cool person to meet. Would you like to hook up tonight? So do you have any big plans coming up for this winter?
By the way,I’m brian. I’m not a big fan of sending 11tty billion messages back and forth. So,would you like to hook up tonight? If it doesn’t work out then either one of us can feel free to make up an excuse like, “Oh,I just remembered! I have to go home and floss my dog. Nice meeting you, but I’ve got to go!” :-)”
Because he essentially already gave me an excuse out, I responded:
“I have to floss my dog.”
Seriously, dudes: You need to stop soliciting girls for sex on the internet. I would guess the majority of us are not attempting online dating for a booty call – maybe I am wrong. Seriously- it’s a Tuesday night.. don’t you work tomorrow?
Soon2BeCatLady 
Some folks are LOOKING for just sex – That’s cool and all, but the ones who want no-strings-attached sex state that pretty clearly in their profile (at least on OKC). Guys would have better chances at hooking up if they actually read the profile before they sent a message. Dumbass.
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