“hey whats up my name is joel iam 25 years old and i live life as it comes and there is no other way to do it. Here are some of
the
things i like to do in my spare time. I just started volunteering at the animal shelter walking dogs i love it i love to snowboard
during the winter i cant get enough of it i love play guitar in my band were called a midwest tragedy music is a big part of my
life i love taking walks by the lake and just listening to my ipod and thinking about stuff if ya wanna know more hit me up.”
I didn’t respond to this because I don’t have anything else I want to know, when I didn’t ask to begin with. Date #1 never needs to happen, because I already know all about him. Don’t even get me started on what sentences are!
I could see this being a speed dating conversation.. with my chance to do the same after… but randomly without any sort of prompting? That’s so weird. And, I pick on Joel.. but he is not the only one.
For goodness sakes, if you want a response from a female, ask her a question that isn’t “What more do you want to know about me?” (Or “How are you?”, “What’s Up?” or anything of that nature… but you all know that already.)
They should just go with, “So, you look like an asshole. I like it.” Works every time.
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Proper grammar is hot, what can I say?
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