Who asked?

14 Feb

“hey whats up my name is joel iam 25 years old and i live life as it comes and there is no other way to do it. Here are some of
things i like to do in my spare time. I just started volunteering at the animal shelter walking dogs i love it i love to snowboard
during the winter i cant get enough of it i love play guitar in my band were called a midwest tragedy music is a big part of my
life i love taking walks by the lake and just listening to my ipod and thinking about stuff if ya wanna know more hit me up.”

I didn’t respond to this because I don’t have anything else I want to know, when I didn’t ask to begin with.    Date #1 never needs to happen, because I already know all about him.   Don’t even get me started on what sentences are!

I could see this being a speed dating conversation.. with my chance to do the same after… but randomly without any sort of prompting?   That’s so weird.   And, I pick on Joel.. but he is not the only one.

For goodness sakes, if you want a response from a female,  ask her a question that isn’t “What more do you want to know about me?”   (Or “How are you?”, “What’s Up?” or anything of that nature… but you all know that already.)

2 Responses to “Who asked?”

  1. kyle February 14, 2012 at 5:17 am #

    They should just go with, “So, you look like an asshole. I like it.” Works every time.


    • L February 14, 2012 at 12:05 pm #

      Proper grammar is hot, what can I say?


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