I got a message from someone I have never spoke to before, asking me if the picture of me in a wig has always been there (it has..) because he hasn’t seen it before. Umm.. little awkward..
To ensure that I, indeed, hadn’t chatted with him before – I went to check out his profile. No – definitely not.
He is “just a tramp, looking for his lady.”
He is REALLY good at:
“Petting the dog
Mutual masturbation
Self masturbation
Cleaning naked
Being naked period
Jumping jacks
Not electrocuting myself
Being conscience of myself
The dog park”
Soon2BeCatLady 
Leave a Reply