The Girls

2 Apr

“i dont meant any harm,,,but i love the way your titties hang and look”

I actually believe that this guy didn’t meant any harm.. however – I would advise against telling a girl that you love how her chest hangs.   That is not a compliment.    We don’t want the girls to hang.

When my friend Velvet read that, she started singing:  “Do your titties hang low, do they wobble to and fro?”     Yeah – that is SO not a nice visual.

Since we are on the subject, I also want to address a few points for my guy readers out there.  I am sure if my girl readers disagree with any of these, they will comment and tell us so..

So – we’ve already covered that hanging means we could tie them in knots or bows, and that is not something we want to do..

Most strangers on the internet, except maybe porn bots, are going to be offended if you ask about them or make reference to them.   You could possibly get away with a “You have a very lovely rack”  maybe once, after you have talked to someone for awhile, but if you continue further, that’s what gets you blocked.

Our eyes aren’t down there.   Surprise!

And last, but not least… after seeing some of the erotica J was sent when she had her fishnet leg photo up..  At least the women I have polled have all agreed with me that we cannot feel when the nips are saying hello.  Suggesting “When I start to kiss you, you feel your nipples grow hard..”  is ridonkulous.

3 Responses to “The Girls”

  1. s4m4nth4x April 2, 2012 at 12:04 am #

    If someone messaged me and said, “nice tits.” I’d thank them. I wouldn’t date them, but I’d accept the compliment.


  2. nicofdarcyshire April 3, 2012 at 1:06 am #

    It must be said though, there are some girls out there who have ‘the girls’ (which is a phrase I have had to remove from my vocabulary after a heated situation cooling upon using to a single mother of two adorable little un’s) as a very deliberate and prominent part of a profile picture. It’s entrapment into making silly comments… Those lasses surely must get down off any high horse of virtue?

    I’m guessing all this though… I’m more of a leg man…


  3. Dating Without a Net April 6, 2012 at 5:37 pm #

    Wow, guys… please never refer to “the girls” as “titties” after the age of 22


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