Match Made in Heaven

4 Apr

“Hi,my parole officer thinks I’ve got the potential to be a wonderful human being, and that I just need to get out there,take the initiative,mingle and meet new people. “

I hope he is kidding..   but since that is a first message, it’s scary to think that there might be a slight truth to it.   I wasn’t planning on responding, as it’s definitely not my humor – but my friend Velvet said she would..  So – what the heck?

“That’s funny since my shrink says I need more friends than just my eight cats.”

Two can play that game.

5 Responses to “Match Made in Heaven”

  1. nicofdarcyshire April 4, 2012 at 12:19 am #

    Why don’t I think of these?! That’s beautiful and I’d be proud of using it… Next time I ‘need’ OKC again that’s my opener…


    • Soon2BeCatLady April 4, 2012 at 12:25 am #

      Good luck!


      • nicofdarcyshire April 4, 2012 at 12:29 am #

        To be honest I should probably just stick with my current ‘honesty is probably not the best policy, but at least I’m not a mental…’ line of approach…


  2. PostModernSingle April 4, 2012 at 5:11 pm #

    Love your sense of humour about the whole thing!

    I have nominated you for a Versatile Blogger Award. Congrats!


  3. M April 4, 2012 at 10:58 pm #

    I can tell you right now it is not prison inmate 0123456789 that wrote that!


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