“Hi,my parole officer thinks I’ve got the potential to be a wonderful human being, and that I just need to get out there,take the initiative,mingle and meet new people. “
I hope he is kidding.. but since that is a first message, it’s scary to think that there might be a slight truth to it. I wasn’t planning on responding, as it’s definitely not my humor – but my friend Velvet said she would.. So – what the heck?
“That’s funny since my shrink says I need more friends than just my eight cats.”
Two can play that game.
Soon2BeCatLady 
Why don’t I think of these?! That’s beautiful and I’d be proud of using it… Next time I ‘need’ OKC again that’s my opener…
LikeLike
Good luck!
LikeLike
To be honest I should probably just stick with my current ‘honesty is probably not the best policy, but at least I’m not a mental…’ line of approach…
LikeLike
Love your sense of humour about the whole thing!
I have nominated you for a Versatile Blogger Award. Congrats!
http://postmodsingle.wordpress.com/2012/04/02/versatility-and-nominations/
LikeLike
I can tell you right now it is not prison inmate 0123456789 that wrote that!
LikeLike