Someone flagged the following message they received from a tool on OKCupid:
“Your mouth looks big enough to fit my cock.”
I really wish this message would have came to my inbox. I don’t ever report people – I would in the instance of a porn bot, but girls don’t usually come in contact with those. I think I would have had a lot of fun responding to this.
After a few moments of consideration, I am fairly certain my response would have been: “That small, huh?”
Soon2BeCatLady 
I had to laugh at this post, I was just watching Caddyshack on tv for the umpteenth time and one of Rodney Dangerfields lines was “Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.”
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