What If..

7 Apr

Another classy first online dating message:

“what would you do if you came home and found a 30 year old guy in ya bed naked”

Sadly,  this question is missing way too much detail to be able answer as honestly as possible.

First of all, who is this 30 year old guy?   Is he my boyfriend?   Because in that instance, the answer could easily be jump into bed with him.   Is he this user who is a complete stranger to me?   Because then I would probably scream and call the cops.  Is this thirty year old guy a movie star?

What is the purpose of him being there?    Does he hear me scream and realize he is in the wrong house?  I may not call the cops in that instance.

Where are his clothes?  How did he get in?  Is anyone in the house with me? Does he say anything to me?  Do I have a gun?

See- too many unanswered questions to even consider answering this.

4 Responses to “What If..”

  1. G Hindman (@ThePinkPhantom) April 7, 2012 at 1:19 am #

    Must be that ‘men and women are different thing’. These are exactly the things I don’t ponder *all* the times I’ve found a naked woman in my bed. All those times. Really. Don’t look at me like that.


    • kellig April 7, 2012 at 2:31 am #

      LOL! Repeatedly.
      Whew, needed that laugh…


  2. kellig April 7, 2012 at 2:29 am #

    Please please please reply to him with this post!


  3. columbuscynic April 7, 2012 at 3:55 pm #

    This popped into mind when I read this post. From the current “News Of The Weird”:

    Make Yourselves at Home: (1) Keith Davis, 46, was caught red-handed in Ashley Murray’s house in South Bend, Ind., in February and charged with burglary. Murray, though, said she had mixed feelings because, while there, Davis had folded Murray’s clothes and vacuumed the house. (Police said that some drug or other had made Davis believe he was in his own home.)


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