Hilarious Fail.

11 Apr

“Your the one for me……This is for you sweetie. Beautiful, charming, elegant, intelligent, classy, attractive, seductive, sexy,
respectful, open minded, fascinating, amazing, awesome, ravishing, appealing, alluring, glamorous, generous, sensual, adorable,
lovely, gorgeous, dazzling, striking, wonderful, fabulous, brightly shining, breathtakingly admirable, heavenly, divine,….. I find no
words to express the extremely overwhelming beauty you are blessed with, because those words will probably never be
invented…PERIOD!”

Now – quite obviously this was a form letter..  but with THAT much flattery, I figured the least I could do was thank him.

“Aww, well thank you. That’s very sweet.”

“ARE YOU REALLY SINGLE THERE KNOW WAY…..
WOULD U LIKE TOO CHAT SWEETIE???”

I had logged off before I even saw that message, and went back on later.   5 minutes after sending the message above, he had sent another:

“Your the one for me……This is for you sweetie. Beautiful, charming, elegant, intelligent, classy, attractive, seductive, sexy,
respectful, open minded, fascinating, amazing, awesome, ravishing, appealing, alluring, glamorous, generous, sensual, adorable,
lovely, gorgeous, dazzling, striking, wonderful, fabulous, brightly shining, breathtakingly admirable, heavenly, divine,….. I find no
words to express the extremely overwhelming beauty you are blessed with, because those words will probably never be
invented…PERIOD!”

D’oh!

(In other news, HAPPY BIRTHDAY #31!!  April10 – since my blog is on GMT)

3 Responses to “Hilarious Fail.”

  1. PostModernSingle April 11, 2012 at 12:39 am #

    Happy birthday!

    Like

  2. Paula April 11, 2012 at 2:47 am #

    Happy birthday for sure! And yes, I’ve learned the hard way to be extremely wary of men who come on way strong at first, flinging out too many compliments and gushing about how right we are for each other before we’ve even met… because they are always really weird to psychotic, and things never work out past one or two dates. But I’ve also run into the polar (and I mean polar) opposite: the man who refuses to give any compliments or express a bit of emotion at all, which is zero fun and I won’t deal with him either. Can we please just have someone NORMAL?!?!?! Why is this too much to ask?

    Like

  3. #31 April 11, 2012 at 3:34 am #

    Yay! I make “Other News”!

    Like

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