So – apparently this is not an original, but goes around from time to time.. It’s absolutely disgusting, and the part that probably bothers me most is that someone actually at one point created this.
“I would strangle a moose with a 3 foot long piece of dental floss, gut it with my teeth and use the hide as a coat, then climb Mt. Everest barefoot while listening to Justin Bieber and cannibalizing on my climbing partner to survive with 10,000 volt shock-clamps attached to my nipples just to have a 1% chance to be able to eat a crusty piece of dried vaginal secretion from a pair of your panties from 6 years ago that had never been washed.”
Seriously. Dear any guy who feels the same way: Girls wash their clothes. A lot. Get a normal fetish and move on with your life.
Soon2BeCatLady 
Bloke like that give our whole race a bad name…. pricks….
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Gah! I feel the urge to wash my eyes out with soap, just for having read that. I had thought “disturbing” was meant in a chuckle-ish way, not in a no-hope-for-mankind way.
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Isn’t the whole point of a fetish to be not normal?
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Ew.
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