24 Apr

“i can play your body like a finely tuned instrument – either the most pristine acoustic or highly charged electric instrument… i guarantee at least 2 climaxes for you. and i’ll leave quietly when we are done – it’s up to you let me know if we should meet again after that. 😉

if you are interested in a passionate and unforgettable experience, please give me a call at ***-***-****.”

I find it quite interesting that he thinks he can guarantee such things..   but I am sure this is another form letter.   Is he not afraid of STDs??   I certainly would be..

2 Responses to “Guarantee”

  1. sosassyandsingle April 24, 2012 at 1:22 am #

    Isn’t it sad that they think this will work? And how sad that there are so many of these… I’d rather sit home with a glass of wine and my dogs…


  2. kellig April 24, 2012 at 2:28 pm #

    what’s sad is that it will get responses. i like the choice of “climaxes” as opposed to “orgasms”. at least the form letter writer is using his/it’s synonym dictionary =)


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