Corny Pickup Line

4 May

This is NOT an okay first message to someone:

“I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.”

Not only is it uber corny,  but if you actually think about it.. it really doesn’t make sense.   Could you picture someone living on your face?  

Also – I can’t be the only one who doesn’t drink my tears..   Shouldn’t it be more along the lines of:  “I wish I were a tear so I could fall from your eyes,  slide down your face and shatter to the ground (or drench your shirt)?”  

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