Dumb Jock

26 Jun

Does anyone have any success stories in finding a bed buddy on an online dating site, WITHOUT A PHOTO!?   I just can’t imagine anyone being that stupid and/or desperate.

That being said — Today’s message comes from a photoless male:

“OMG WOW….You’re hot!!!!!!!!!! i think you’d like my body”

Kudos to him for using punctuation..   At least in that regard I am impressed.  But alas, I am not online looking for a bed buddy – and he doesn’t have a photo..

“We’ll probably never know.”

“whats your email…i will send a pic”

Part of me was tempted… but common sense got the best of me.

“No.. that frightens me.  And besides.. I am more about the personality than the body.”

That is a true statement, granted I do actually need to find someone attractive… but they don’t have to be “hot.”

“i dont have a personality. just a dumb jock with nice buns lol”

Oh geez..

“Well, then we’d never work out.”

“i workout all the time…”

“I’m sure you do.”

..I guess this beats “You’re ugly, stop online dating.”  Right?

3 Responses to “Dumb Jock”

  1. dramafreepaul June 26, 2012 at 11:57 pm #

    I don’t know what some guys are thinking. Do those lines work on any women out there? I’m sure there are some that are desperate. But come on. How hard is it to write something semi-intelligent?


    • dramafreepaul June 27, 2012 at 12:00 am #

      I was also going to say that it gives decent guys a bad wrap on online dating sites.


    • Soon2BeCatLady June 27, 2012 at 1:11 am #

      My thoughts exactly. I already know you’re probably a horndog since you are a male.. can you at least pretend for a few minutes that you’re not, and attempt to win me over?


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