Chamber of Secrets

27 Jun

I am sure there is some nerd part of this message that I don’t understand..  but I think even if I understood the reference, it’s still weird.

“I want to open your pipes and enter you chamber of secrets. . And masturbate untill dumbledors elder wand make you come out your ears”


3 Responses to “Chamber of Secrets”

  1. kellig June 27, 2012 at 1:27 am #

    I’m a Harry potter fan, but that still makes no sense. Just some dumbass thinking he’s all clever and funny and sexy. Not! (gah! Full-body shiver…)


  2. B.V. June 27, 2012 at 1:57 am #

    That’s embarrassing. There are so many good Harry Potter pick-up lines, and he’s just totally screwed them all up. For example:

    My basilisk wants to Slytherin your Chamber of Secrets.

    Platform 9 3/4… I know something else with those measurements.

    Do you want to ride my broomstick?

    As long as something along these lines had been followed with “I noticed you love Harry Potter. I thought this might make you laugh,” then I totally would have replied.


    • Soon2BeCatLady June 27, 2012 at 2:57 am #

      Haha.. I wasn’t sure if it was Potter, or Lord of the Rings.. or what it was.. I am not a fan of any of those types.


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