I am sure there is some nerd part of this message that I don’t understand.. but I think even if I understood the reference, it’s still weird.
“I want to open your pipes and enter you chamber of secrets. . And masturbate untill dumbledors elder wand make you come out your ears”
…Anybody?
Soon2BeCatLady 
I’m a Harry potter fan, but that still makes no sense. Just some dumbass thinking he’s all clever and funny and sexy. Not! (gah! Full-body shiver…)
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That’s embarrassing. There are so many good Harry Potter pick-up lines, and he’s just totally screwed them all up. For example:
My basilisk wants to Slytherin your Chamber of Secrets.
Platform 9 3/4… I know something else with those measurements.
Do you want to ride my broomstick?
As long as something along these lines had been followed with “I noticed you love Harry Potter. I thought this might make you laugh,” then I totally would have replied.
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Haha.. I wasn’t sure if it was Potter, or Lord of the Rings.. or what it was.. I am not a fan of any of those types.
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