This may just be my favorite self summary on OKCupid of all time:
“My self-summary
This website sucks… u vapid women would not know a good guy if he came and shit on your tits”
Now.. wait a second here.. I am pretty sure a good guy wouldn’t do anything of the sort with my, or any female’s tits. That just doesn’t seem like something a do-gooder would do.
Why does he think that’s a good analogy? Or, better yet.. Why does he think that is suddenly going to make him appealing? He obviously thinks pretty highly of himself.. does he go around pooping on people?!
There are several people on this Earth that I will never understand..
Soon2BeCatLady 
He probably considers himself “the good guy” who is always in “the friend-zone.” Keep telling yourself that, buddy, you’re just an asshole.
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i just signed up, and i wanted to know; how was your tawkify experience?
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I am definitely a Tawkify fan! Nothings worked out yet.. but its fun and I have faith! Search my blog for “tawkify” and you will find some posts related to my experiences.
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The hot women are shallow for not liking him.
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