Swagga’

I got a message today on the Meat Market from someone who, according to his user name, thinks he has “Swagga.”   I don’t know if that is generally something people want themselves defined as – but, to each his own.

“U r adorable..and i like what u said in ur profile..do we have to date to enjoy and have fun..im a prty guy also love corona and or remmie..and only good green cush and purp..i like big trucks and and 4wheelers in the mud.. i like out doors but also like to just smoke drink and if i click with the perso. Long periods of sex. Good mutual pleasured sex….so thats sum of me in a nutshell..anything else just ask”

I will throw out there once again that I can be pretty naive,  but I am not quite sure what he means by “green cush and purp.”   Is that a drug reference?

But – oh my goodness – he is a MAN who likes SEX?!   (And one who would prefer to skip the dating part and go right to it?)    That is unheard of.   Madness, I tell you,  utter madness!  I have never encountered such a thing before in any of my lives.  He must be lying,  all the men I know hate sex.

Oh America – what’s wrong with you?  Our poor, poor future.