21 Jul

I got a message today on the Meat Market from someone who, according to his user name, thinks he has “Swagga.”   I don’t know if that is generally something people want themselves defined as – but, to each his own.

“U r adorable..and i like what u said in ur profile..do we have to date to enjoy and have fun..im a prty guy also love corona and or remmie..and only good green cush and purp..i like big trucks and and 4wheelers in the mud.. i like out doors but also like to just smoke drink and if i click with the perso. Long periods of sex. Good mutual pleasured sex….so thats sum of me in a nutshell..anything else just ask”

I will throw out there once again that I can be pretty naive,  but I am not quite sure what he means by “green cush and purp.”   Is that a drug reference?

But – oh my goodness – he is a MAN who likes SEX?!   (And one who would prefer to skip the dating part and go right to it?)    That is unheard of.   Madness, I tell you,  utter madness!  I have never encountered such a thing before in any of my lives.  He must be lying,  all the men I know hate sex.

Oh America – what’s wrong with you?  Our poor, poor future.

3 Responses to “Swagga’”

  1. M July 21, 2012 at 12:26 am #

    I found the spelling the most disturbing thing.


  2. kellig July 21, 2012 at 5:18 am #

    this one… this one is a classic. not just this poor stoned loser’s message, but your response. LOVE IT!
    ps. yes, a marijuana reference. and somehow, i don’t think he has glaucoma…


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