Two weeks ago, I got a meat market message that simply read:
“wats ur number sexy”
I am sure you all know by now that I did not respond to this. But, sure enough – he got a bug up his butt and decided he didn’t want to take no response for an answer, so he messaged me again today:
“Your really gorgeous to me!! Do you like meeting new ppl? I wouldn’t want to be strangers to u! I’m not on this site like that, I would live to have your number??”
Haha – today, I was in a feisty mood.
“You;re not on this site like what?”
“A lot”
Bullshit. Clearly you are on it enough to see my face twice.
“Well, I don’t have a phone number.”
“Damn”
“Can I see you”
Guys – if a girl says she is responding to you from the online dating app, the chances of her not actually having a phone is probably slim to none.. Chances of her not having a phone even without responding from the phone app is also slim to none. She just isn’t interested, and that should be your hint to take a hike.
“Probably not.”
(I mean, for crying out loud, I was at work. Not that my answer would have changed had I not been at work.)
“K”
Sigh… (Throw in that his profile is only all jumbled letters, and we have ourselves a KEEPER, ladies and gentlemen!)
Soon2BeCatLady 
he sounds like a catch
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