If You Lie, Expect Lies Back

29 Sep

Two weeks ago, I got a meat market message that simply read:

“wats ur number sexy”

I am sure you all know by now that I did not respond to this.  But,  sure enough –  he got a bug up his butt and decided he didn’t want to take no response for an answer, so he messaged me again today:

“Your really gorgeous to me!! Do you like meeting new ppl? I wouldn’t want to be strangers to u! I’m not on this site like that, I would live to have your number??”

Haha – today, I was in a feisty mood.

“You;re not on this site like what?”

“A lot”

Bullshit.  Clearly you are on it enough to see my face twice.

“Well, I don’t have a phone number.”


“Can I see you”

Guys – if a girl says she is responding to you from the online dating app,  the chances of her not actually having a phone is probably slim to none.. Chances of her not having a phone even without responding from the phone app is also slim to none.     She just isn’t interested, and that should be your hint to take a hike.

“Probably not.”

(I mean, for crying out loud, I was at work. Not that my answer would have changed had I not been at work.)


Sigh…  (Throw in that his profile is only all jumbled letters, and we have ourselves a KEEPER, ladies and gentlemen!)

One Response to “If You Lie, Expect Lies Back”

  1. Mia September 29, 2012 at 4:04 pm #

    he sounds like a catch


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