Crotch Rockets

2 Oct

My Twitter followers will be the first to tell you that I’ve had a dramatic night..  so, sadly for this guy – tonight was not the night to be messing with me.

“do u like to ride on crotch rockets? and a guy that does tattoos ?”


“Do I like to ride on crotch rockets and on a guy that does tattoos? …Did you seriously just ask me that?”

“i said nothin about being on me”

“Then better explain your question – cuz that’s sure as hell how I read it.”

“i asked do u like to ride on crotch rockets period and a guy that does tattoos period thats it nothin perverted i promise”

Seems like the same question to me.  If he truly didn’t mean it to be perverted,  there are other ways to word it.  But, whatever.

“yet u have yet to answer the question lol”

“No, I don’t want to ride on you, or your crotch rocket.”

“wow a litttle angry are we later sorry for messagin u”


…Does the later indicate that he is really going to try again later???

4 Responses to “Crotch Rockets”

  1. kellig October 2, 2012 at 4:05 pm #

    it is a constant amazement to me that these guys think they can send a lame ass message that and get laid. and then get all pissy when the response is something other than “oooooh please. i have been sitting here twirling my hair, waiting for some tattoo’s stud to email me with a offer to fuck him…” nos trings attached, of course. gah!


  2. Jimmy October 29, 2012 at 5:09 pm #

    the guy doesn’t know how to use commas is all.

    (found this site via


  3. Wayne Rosenberg December 24, 2013 at 1:51 am #

    a crotch rocket is a motorcycle. I don’t know if you realized that or not.


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