Wishful Thinking

17 Nov

Hey.. if you don’t at least try to pick up a girl this way.. you’ll never know if it works, right?

“I had a dream you gave me a blowjob in my car”

If I wanted to encourage this type of behavior, I would probably respond with:

“Was it the best blow job ever?”

Because regardless of what he responded,  I could say, “Oh.. definitely wasn’t me, then.”

But –  in hopes that he never tries that kind of “wishful thinking” message again, I am going to let it sit..

One Response to “Wishful Thinking”

  1. Velvet November 18, 2012 at 7:58 am #

    You have SO MUCH MORE self control than I do… 🙂

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