“Well at least you aren’t a vegan
Well u look crazy as shit
Anyways I think ur hot and would like to improve if life with my awesomeness”
If this message doesn’t confuse the masses, nothing will. Or what about:
“I’m a plumber and you like plumbing mmmm hi what’s your name”
Well, shoot.. I hope everyone at least appreciates plumbing (of the indoor variety..) but still, not the best opening line.
I got nothing- I got a fever tonight.. Off to play my cowbell.
Soon2BeCatLady 
All I can add to this is that OKC has an impressive number of vegan girls. It is bad enough that to be otherwise does stand out.
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