I understand how maddening it can be to recognize someone and not be able to place them.. but suggesting the following is going a bit far..
“Seriously, will you marry me? Also, gosh a balls out chick like you ought to be doing porno. Wait, are you already a porn star?”
..Especially when you keep in mind that this message comes from my insanely attractive gynecologist, who I am scheduled to see in about two weeks. So now the question becomes, do I keep said appointment and discuss this proposal, or do I find a new gyno?
….FML….
Soon2BeCatLady 
Sounds like a blackmail opportunity to me.
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If he’s going to act like this then he deserves to be called out on it. I say print out the email and hand it to him when you walk in.
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No, hand it to him when you’re in the stirrups. And treasure the the look on his face forever.
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Holy Hell!! That’s horrifying!! You seem to have the market cornered on the worst messages. Ever. Yikes!!
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That’s freaky that a gynocologist is talking about women being porn stars. Makes me wonder about his choice of professions.
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Maybe reply back, with a “You have seen my vagina, Dr. X. I’ll see you at my appointment next Tuesday.”
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I like this one!!!
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Christ, lol!! First: how awkward is it to have an insanely hot gyno? Second: Do you think he really recognized you? (you dont have photos of your lady garden on your profile, do you? Lol) and third: If he didn’t realize he was messaging a patient, it might be worth it to mention it at your appt, just to see the look on his face.
Oh, to be a fly on the wall…
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Omg, this is the best. You HAVE to call him out on it. Please. Pretty, pretty please.
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Calling him out on it would be awesome-but I’d still want a new Doctor 🙂
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