“Oh, sweet lady, with your face like a cream oval, and your nose like a delicious slope of cream. Your ears, like cream flaps, and your teeth, like hard, shiny pegs of cream. “
I did the random generator to determine who my Valentine was, and it’s so bad I can’t even post it! Happy Single’s Awareness Day, everyone! 2 weeks ago
Simple: dairy farmer.
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LOL!!!
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Ah yes, I’ve seen this before. One minute it’s poetry next minute he’s wearing the suit of women’s skin.
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I realise I am a year late to this, but it’s from The Mighty Boosh, BBC TV show. It’s hilarious and weird.
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PS I have been binge-reading your blog at work and it is keeping me very entertained so thank you!
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