Old as Fuck

16 Dec

My Twitter buddy @sarahrosangela tweeted today that she got a message from a 23 year old gentleman which said:

“I would talk at you but you 26, dats old as fuck.”

That’s some pretty harsh talk for a 23 year old, who probably only has about 2.5 good years left in him before he’s as old as fuck too.   Then we need to take into consideration that when he isn’t offending the “elderly” – he likes to talk at people. This will be his downfall in life until he realizes that for relationships to work, you need to talk to or with someone.

But wait- There’s more!   Sarah was kind enough to send me a link to his profile, which was amusing as well..  Here are the Cat Lady Favorites:

“Still new but this sites pretty cool, some funny ass people.”  Oh my dear, if only you knew that you were one of them..

“Anyway about me, growing up i was the only straight guy in a all gay high school and the kids would tease me and yell out things like “Hey [Username], where you going to go get some pussy?!”    His poor Mom was trying to save the female population by sending him to an “all gay” school..  Lucky for the gay males of the world, her plan didn’t work.

“I’m always giving advice
p.s. I love learning from the mistake of others who take my advice.”  Glad to hear he realizes his own advice is not rock solid.

“No creepers please”  I really really really want to know what type of person he considers to be a “creeper.”

And perhaps my favorite:

“why not mess with Okcupid before it’s too late to have a social life..”  You know.. age 26..

Oh.. and he’s looking for females between the ages of 18 and 27…  So, apparently, he’s willing to talk at ladies older than fuck.


4 Responses to “Old as Fuck”

  1. datinginvegas December 17, 2012 at 2:50 am #

    He kinda lost me at “Dats” LMAO.. Some people you just have to pray for-lol


  2. iammarcello December 21, 2012 at 9:33 am #

    Yes, “dats old as fuck.” – Surely, he is missing an apostrophe.


  3. callahan1973 February 6, 2013 at 7:33 pm #

    Just so you guys know, the “all-gay high school” thing isn’t even original. It’s a Zach Galifianakis joke from his ‘Live at the Purple Onion’ show.




  1. Slice of Creepy « Online dating – Why I'll soon be a crazy cat lady - January 18, 2013

    […] So, I will now confess that you all missed my birthday.  (It’s okay, I didn’t alert the media.. this was intentional.)    And – prior to the date itself,  OKCupid had decided to make me older early.  I was a little thrown off by this, double checked my settings and they had my birthday right, so I am not quite sure what was up with that.   I decided I had better update my profile, since I had a few days before turning older than older than fuck. […]


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