Don’t Message Me If..

First and foremost.. your lists of “Don’t Message Me If..”  are pointless, because it is not going to stop someone from messaging you.   This is mainly because people don’t read.

But.. I found a funny “Don’t Message Me If..”   that I felt needed sharing:

“DO NOT MESSAGE ME if you are a stripper, bartender, aspiring “actress”, slutty Virgo OR if you have implants….it has never worked out.”

…Poor slutty Virgos…  haha.