Not an ideal first online dating message:
“i’m going to fucking cum in my hand and eat it”
1) That is far too much information to give to a stranger.
2) Gross.
Is me just wanting someone attractive, who’s not a pig, who just gets me too much to ask for?
I’m beginning to think that the only men left out there are pigs and liars.
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Ditto.
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Oh God. Imagine having dinner with him!
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Hahahahahahahha! Eww!
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I’m the only one who would have loved to get this message. I think it’s hilarious & totally would have broken the ice but, I am a weird chick.
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