Thanks For Sharing?

31 Jan

Not an ideal first online dating message:

“i’m going to fucking cum in my hand and eat it”


1)  That is far too much information to give to a stranger.

2)  Gross.


Is me just wanting someone attractive, who’s not a pig, who just gets me too much to ask for?

5 Responses to “Thanks For Sharing?”

  1. Lea January 31, 2013 at 6:28 pm #

    I’m beginning to think that the only men left out there are pigs and liars.


  2. dingdongitsmrwrong February 1, 2013 at 7:24 am #

    Oh God. Imagine having dinner with him!


  3. traciitaylor February 21, 2014 at 10:57 am #

    I’m the only one who would have loved to get this message. I think it’s hilarious & totally would have broken the ice but, I am a weird chick.


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