I am so sorry that I have fallen off the planet for awhile. I won’t go into details, other than my absence was not boy-related (sadly). But – things will start swinging upward and we can get back to our regularly scheduled blog posts — and by “regularly scheduled” I mean whenever I feel like it.. but more often.
Sadly this is not an online dating blog post.. but – it still made me laugh, and for those of you who are just not sure how the male mind works yet.. maybe this will help.
I was checking out Facebook this morning when I saw a very long update from Velvet. (You know, BFF who was online dating with me until she got herself a boyfriend.) Her status update, in a nutshell, said that she needed to sleep, but was distracted by thinking about this, this, that, this, that, this, this, etc. (It’s a female curse, I tell you!)
The following is the comments on said Facebook status:
MR. Velvet: I told you meth was a bad idea. (This was a joke, just so those of you who don’t personally know her take it the wrong way.)
Velvet: Meth??? I thought I was supposed to avoid MATH!? Stupid high school guidance counselors and their tricky wordplay… (She’s a geek.. but this shouldn’t be anything new.)
MR. Velvet: Math=good. Meth=no teeth.
MR. Velvet: …so also good.
This interaction just made me laugh and I felt it was worthy to share with you. Hope you all are having a swell week!
Soon2BeCatLady 
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