Good Ol’ Herpes

12 Apr

I am SO sorry I have left you all abandoned for so long.  I promise to attempt to do better, but this whole “having a life” thing is pretty fun.

The blog post is for my gal readers.   Obviously,  a lot of the men online dating appear to be major pigs.   You can indicate on your profile that you are not looking for a bed buddy,  but he sees if he can get you to go for it anyway.

Exhibit A:

“Any interstet in meeting a secret naughty friend?”

Gentlemen.. if you are going to stoop to this low of a level, at least work on being intelligent.

“What does interstet mean?”

“Would you like to meet me for some secret naughty fun?? I give great back massages and love to please. I work near [Street Name] and [Street Name]. : ) Joe

“Does that really sound like a safe idea to you?”

“Not safe but definitely fun. ; ) if you don’t feel safe we can meet first in a more public area to see if we’re into each other??”

Suuuuuuure, photoless male.. that just sounds like a FANTASTIC idea.

“That doesn’t prove either one of us doesn’t have herpes.​”

“Yikes! You have herpes??? Thanks for being honest. Never mind”

If the mere mention of “the herp” doesn’t scare him away,  nothing will.


7 Responses to “Good Ol’ Herpes”

  1. kellig April 12, 2013 at 2:15 pm #

    “yikes! you have herpes…” that is my new fave line. i think i will use it whenever anyone does something socially awkward. up the stakes a bit. i love how guys don’t actually read what you type. they see a few key words and run with it.


    • Soon2BeCatLady April 12, 2013 at 2:53 pm #

      Lol.. or he thought he was going to rile me up and prove I didn’t.


  2. Author Jodi Ambrose April 12, 2013 at 8:54 pm #

    That is freaking riot! Loved it! 🙂


  3. HayleyKiah April 14, 2013 at 9:46 pm #

    This awesome. I really want to just pull this line but then again people may think I’m being serious… I commend you!


  4. Christy April 28, 2013 at 8:19 pm #

    We live in interesting times for sure. We are supposedly the most advanced species on the planet enjoying the most advanced technology ever dreamed of and what do we get? Perverts! Thanks for the “herpes excuse.” That’s brilliant. You know, I’m convinced most of these old coggers couldn’t actually do what they imply they want to do. They’re delusional and eager to drag anyone along for the delusional ride.


  5. soulFuse May 1, 2013 at 2:29 pm #

    Photo less male, that is really too funny, I’m thinking there are a number of not so good reasons why he does not have is picture shown!

    Too funny.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: